🧟♀️ ZDF "First Impressions" Tee — Dress to Kill
Always make a good first impression…
Even if it’s your last.
The Zombie Defense Force brings you the only shirt that makes corporate dress codes and apocalypse preparedness collide in glorious, blood-soaked fashion.
💀 Front Design:
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Business-attired zombie stumbling toward you with questionable etiquette
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Bold green slogan: “Always make a good first impression…”
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ZDF insignias locked and loaded on both sleeves — because you're always on duty
🎨 Available in Assorted Colors:
Whether you’re headed to the office, the range, or a midnight scavenging mission — do it in undead style.
🧵 Features:
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High-quality cotton blend
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Double sleeve logo placement for extra punch
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Unisex sizing — great fit for all survivors
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Soft, durable, and printed for the long haul (even the long apocalypse)
🎯 Wear this to:
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Corporate retreats
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Zombie response drills
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First dates (if you're bold)
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Or just to remind people: first impressions can be killer
🧟 ZDF-Approved. Ironically Professional. Apocalyptically Hilarious.
Pick your size. Pick your color. Just don’t pick the wrong side.
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More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Survival Reviews
- Email: survival-reviews-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🧟♀️ ZDF "First Impressions" Tee — Dress to Kill Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
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S
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28
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18
|
16.75
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M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
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L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
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XL
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31
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24
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20.38
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
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3XL
|
33
|
28
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22.75
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