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😏 Cool Story, Bro – The Ultimate Sarcasm Tee

$22.65 NZD
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For when words just aren’t enough.

Whether you’re shutting down tall tales, playfully roasting a friend, or just living your best unbothered life, this “Cool Story Bro” t-shirt says exactly what you’re thinking—loud and clear. With bold graffiti-style letters splashed across the front, it’s a conversation starter and a conversation ender.

Perfect for gamers, class clowns, office jokesters, or anyone who knows the power of a perfectly timed comeback.

FEATURES:

  • Premium cotton blend – soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear

  • Striking two-tone blue graffiti text that pops against any color

  • Available in assorted colors and sizes

  • Durable print that stays sharp wash after wash

  • Makes a hilarious gift for friends, siblings, or that one coworker who always “has a story”

🛒 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:

  • Because sarcasm is an art form.

  • Because your t-shirt should do the talking.

  • Because sometimes the best reply… is wearing it.

Cool story, bro.
Now go ahead and make it fashion.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.