🔪 I’m Going to Miss Her – Knife Collector’s T-Shirt
⚠️ Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter (and possibly concern).
You’ve got blades for days. But your ex-wife just didn’t get it.
This shirt? It gets you.
Perfect for knife collectors, EDC fanatics, and anyone who’s been told, “Do you really need another one?”
Spoiler: Yes. Yes, you do.
Featuring a mysterious hooded figure, a deadly lineup of blades, and bold text that says it all:
“My Wife Hated My Knife Collection. I’m Going to Miss Her.”
✅ FEATURES:
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Soft, durable cotton blend (perfect for the field or the couch)
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High-res graphic print with vintage grit and attitude
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Available in multiple sizes and colors
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Great conversation starter (or ender)
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Perfect gift for knife guys, survivalists, collectors, and lone wolves
🛒 WHY YOU NEED THIS:
Because you love your knives.
Because she didn’t.
Because this shirt might outlive your marriage… and that’s okay.
For the unapologetic collector.
For the blade-obsessed.
For the ones who aren’t sorry.
Get yours now — before your next ex tries to “declutter.”
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Survival Reviews
- Email: survival-reviews-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🔪 I’m Going to Miss Her – Knife Collector’s T-Shirt Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
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S
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26.62
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18.25
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16.25
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M
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28
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20.25
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17.75
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L
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29.37
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22
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19
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XL
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30.75
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24
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20 1/2
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2XL
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31.62
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26
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21.75
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3XL
|
32 1/2
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27.75
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23.25
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4XL
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33 1/2
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29.75
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24.63
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