🧠 Scrum Master – Silent Hero of Chaos Tee
“I solve problems you don’t know you have… in ways you can’t understand.”
Perfect for the project whisperers, chaos wranglers, and agile professionals who keep the ship sailing while everyone else just panics. This shirt is your badge of honor—because being a Scrum Master means making the impossible look effortless (and getting almost zero credit for it).
Show off your behind-the-scenes superpowers in style.
✅ FEATURES:
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Soft, breathable cotton blend – built for long stand-ups and late retros
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Available in assorted colors and sizes
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High-quality print that holds up sprint after sprint
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Hilarious and relatable for tech teams, PMs, devs, and agilists
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Makes the perfect gift for your favorite Scrum Master (even if that’s you)
💬 WHY YOU NEED THIS:
Because you turn chaos into flow.
Because you facilitate greatness.
Because this shirt is the only time anyone will publicly acknowledge it.
Scrum Master life isn’t easy—just effective.
Wear the truth. Claim the role. Run the show.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Survival Reviews
- Email: survival-reviews-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.